Let's Fix Football 139: ARGHentina and a Classic Reading Series

 Soccer is bad because... too much refs! Unlike the manly NFL which has no referees at all!

Soccer is bad because... too much refs! Unlike the manly NFL which has no referees at all!

Hosts Gabe Lezra and Evan Mateer are back to break down everything FIFA World Cup--especially all the bad takes and hillarious news. 

 Russian Burger King: Get Pregnant by a Soccer Star and get Free Whoppers for Life!

Russian Burger King: Get Pregnant by a Soccer Star and get Free Whoppers for Life!

First, it's Burger King's absurd "did you get pregnant by a footballer? How about a burger" ad campaign. (Real thing, folks). Then they discuss Alexi Lalas' recent self-own, and Landon Donovan's Wells Fargo-sponsored shilling for the Mexican national team. (And shout out to friend of the show David Rudin for the best burn of the week--you'll have to listen to hear it)

THEN they have an all-time great reading series from the very famous conservative paper of record--the National Review, folks, and they're here to tell you that, surprise surprise, soccer is bad! And it's socialism, somehow! And football has less referee involvement!

Finally: Argentina's collaps, and a World Cup review.